Another movie review. Sadly, I can't recommend Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon to anyone.
The movie's convoluted plot and whiny hero throw it into one of those movies you see once and never again. The highlights include that they replaced the annoying Skids and Mudflap with two other comic relief Autobots, but it's not explained at all. The novelizations say that they were supposed to die, with Skids taking the shot by Sentinel Prime meant for Bumblebee, and Mudflap fighting him to buy the others time, but because none of that is explained, the advantages disappear. The ending is the most disappointing: Chicago is completely destroyed (mass destruction in the street, hundreds dead), not to mention the Decepticons destroyed the Lincoln Memorial, but hey! The whiny "I got a medal from the President, and thus, I am a god" hero got his (slutty) girlfriend!
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It's Transformers. The first one wasn't even worth watching. What do you expect?
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